SHART SURVIVAL KIT – NOVELTY GAG GIFT This is one of those gifts that needs absolutely no explanation. Ridiculously inappropriate in the best way, this survival kit is built purely for laughs and shock value — the kind of thing that gets opened, clocked instantly, and has everyone creasing. Packaged like a “serious” emergency kit but very much not serious at all, it’s designed to be a prank, a talking point, and a guaranteed reaction gift. Perfect for mates with a sense of humour, awkward family